An 'ick' is an absurd-but-relatable micro-behaviour that can kill attraction. For £1, you'll get a list of eight icks personalised to a person's hobby, job, or age.

how do i get a list of dating icks?

You can get a list of eight dating icks by providing a person's hobby, job, or age, and choosing a spice level. The list will be generated in text format for £1.

can i customise the spice level of the icks?

Yes, you can choose the spice level of the icks from mild, medium, or brutal, so you can get a list that suits your sense of humour.

are the icks suitable for all audiences?

The icks are designed to be humorous and relatable, but not offensive. They are hard-banned for body-shaming, genuinely offensive, or protected characteristic-punching content, so you can use them in a variety of contexts.

Sample output

1. When he orders a protein shake with extra scoop, loud.
2. When they use 'synergy' in non-work contexts.
3. When he wears a suit to the gym.
4. When they discuss ROI on fitness investments.
5. When he calls his bicep 'the gun'.
6. When they use fitness apps to track dating progress.
7. When he says 'crush it' unironically.
8. When they expense gym memberships as 'networking'

Last updated: 2026-06-28

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